If you buy something through a link on this page, we may earn a small commission. How this works. Itchy testicles, also known as itchy balls, can be uncomfortable and very tempting to scratch. There are a number of potential causes of itchy testicles. Hence, it is important to know what is causing the itch in order to treat the underlying reason for it in the best way. Though many causes of itchy balls are benign and easy to treat, there are some more serious conditions that may be responsible. Jock itch is a fungal infection that occurs in damp areas of the body, often near or in folds of skin. Jock itch can appear on the feet or genitals. Jock itch often presents as a reddish rash. However, the exact appearance depends on the type of fungus that is causing the infection.
You reach down to rearrange your fellows, maybe enthusiastically scratch that lingering itch. You might try to resist the urge, maintain some semblance of evolved human decency, but you fail: Of course you fail. Your ball stench is like a drug to you. You huff your stank fingers, then go about your day, weirdly satisfied. Is it simple, primitive curiosity? The answer as to why I do this is actually pretty simple: I like the smell of my balls. But there has to be more to it than that please, God, let there be more to it than that.
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This was pretty accurate haha. For me, itching can sometimes be soo good it leads to an almost orgasmic sensation. I didn't know these old columns were still out here. I'm thinking of starting up again. Thanks for the nice note and remember, discretion is key. A successful ball scratch can look way too much like a honeydripper. I like how you described first how a deep ball itch can build with overwhelming intensity, overruling all other itches and becoming massively persistent. I believe all women need to learn, most importantly, about the "2 Handed" method and the face expressions!!! Ladies, have you ever caught your guy with his hand down his pants, a look of pure bliss on his face, and a sigh like he just had a big cork pulled out of his ass?
Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. Well, one man decided to take a stand to being able to nutscratch as a free man whenever he damned well pleases. Unfortunately, he went about it the wrong way, pushed his lady, and was charged with simple battery, setting back man's struggles to scratch his nards in relative peace and without harassment. His live-in girlfriend, Shalamar, told him to stop scratching his danglies, because she was about to have dinner and it was totally grossing her out seeing her boyfriend digging into his pants and rasping his beanbags. But Howard, 30, did not care for being told to hold off on the ball-scratching by his girlfriend, who weirdly doesn't enjoy the imagery of a man playing with his hairy cod while she tries to eat. According to cops, Howard got up from the couch and got into Shalamar's face. He also screamed at her to "stop judging him. Howard then allegedly pushed Shalamar into the kitchen, which caused her to fall and injure her ankle.